If any of my ex-girlfriends had bought me a Dremel and a hatchet for Christmas instead of socks, I would probably be married. I hate nearly every "gift idea" list on the internet, so I decided to post my own personal Amazon wish list in hopes that someone on the web will read it and buy a stun-gun for that special guy in their life. I've never been to a party in my life where a stun-gun wouldn't have made it more fun. And I don't care what anyone says about the frisbee on my list. A frisbee is a manly gift and I stand by that.
Sriracha Rooster Tee
14.99 from ThinkGeek
Vipertek Mini Stun Gun
10.99 Amazon
Hatchet by Fiskars
$25.97 Amazon
Snowchains
$28.42 Amazon
Rocksmith Guitar for PC
$29.99 Amazon
Dremel Rotary Tool
$29.00 Amazon
Alpine Gators
$28.22 Amazon
Frisbee
$9 Amazon
Fiskars Knife Sharpener
$11 Amazon
Military Morakniv
14$ Amazon